New — Now with actual evidence

It wasn't you.It was the lag.

Your IP. Your ping. Your speed. Measured live, presented beautifully — so the next time you go down, you have proof.

Generate an excuse

Proof, at full speed.

Ping, jitter, download and upload — measured against the Cloudflare edge, the moment you ask.

Your IP addressDetecting…
Location—
Cloudflare node—
Session00:00
IP scoreScoring…
IP type—
Proxy / VPN—
Provider—
—
Ping
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Jitter
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Download
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Upload
Awaiting evidence.
You are (approximately) hereLocating…
Placed by IP address — roughly where your internet provider sits, not GPS. Only you can see this, and nothing about it is stored.

The usual suspects.

Live latency from your browser to the sites everyone actually uses. Green across the board? Then it really was a skill issue. All red? Case closed — it was the lag.

Not yet measured.

Innocence, worded.

If the numbers ever betray you, rhetoric has your back. One tap, ready to paste into team chat.

"I didn't miss. The server did."
Get it in writing — Certificate of Innocence
100%
of deaths blamed
on lag
0
tests that took
your side
0
skill issues found
(investigation ongoing)